Hello loyal readers and other folks. Hope your race weekend was what you were hopin’ for. Ours was a little bit, and wasn’t more than was. Course I am findin’ no one really gives a flyin’ flip about what I want ‘cept Duck and me and maybe Dirk if he knows what’s good for his duck butt if he somehow manages to stick around a while longer. Those are 2 big whoppin’ ifs, course that’s neither here nor there, I’m just sayin’. And I have a bad nasty headache so let’s get this here race report over and done with. Know what I mean? But even if ya don’t here we go.
So Friday we tuned in to watch that Kentucky truck race. As y’all know we like those trucks. Yessirree we do. That Coulter boy, who from here on out I will call JC, landed the pole, followed by Rock’em Sock’em. WYG, Cale Glale and PK. FTWWTK Handsome Hornaday started 22nd, that sweet Ryan Blaney boy started 16th and TP started 13th. The rest you can look up if ya feel the need.
Course 1 1/2 mile tracks just suit our fancy out here real well. We call those tracks inbetweeners. Yessirree we do. They aren’t super speedways and they aren’t really short tracks but they are shorter than the really big ones so they’re inbetweeners to us. And that’s a fun word for Duck to say but nevermind all that. That Buescher Boy won again on this track. Seems these inbetweeners are right up his tailpipe. Why that boy’s won 4 races this year and all of ’em are on those inbetweeners. Good for him I say! PK finished 2nd followed by WYG, JC and BS (Brian Scott).Rock’em Sock’em finished 6th, Handsome finished 14th and that sweet Blaney boy (more on this sweetness later) finished 11th. Any other stuff you wanna know you can look up cause I’m tryin’ to get this here race report finished! But I will report that WYG is the points leader 4 points over Buescher and TP is 3rd. Look up the rest for yourself.
Movin’ right along here, seems Duck may have put a bug of some sort in Dirk’s ear, wherever duck’s ears are. That boy has been a really good, shockin’ but good, boy to tell ya the truth. Why I’ve been whistlin’ straight up on this situation, let me tell ya that one somethin’ right now! Shockin’ me it is! Cleans up his messes, helps with the chores but he still can’t speak a lick so to say. Bothers me that does but maybe it’s a blessin’ wearin’ a mask. Don’t know and right now I don’t care cause I need to move along. But I am not sold, not 100% in the bag yet, no how, no way. I’m just commentin’.
So with chores done early, some restin’ up done, we settled in on the divan for another round at the KY inbetweener! I just made cold, sweet tea and bought some of those peanut butter stuffed pretzels for snacks. Tasty stuff right there so we, Duck and I did that is cause Dirk can’t do that neither, cheered and quacked for the first time this week as the green flag flew for WOG, Ricky Jr,Sam the Man, Drew Herring and Michael Annett. Curly Sadler started 8th and that sweet Ryan Blaney ran this race, too, startin’ 20th, so that was one special treet for this granny. The ducks didn’t seemed as thrilled as me but then they’re, well ducks, so whatever this granny says. The 2 girl racers were startin’ 11th and 12th…That Girl and the Long girl in that order. That’s interestin’ to me, the girls, I mean, what with only 2 of ’em runnin’ regular like in this series. Anyway the rest you can look up. I’m not gonna go into details here neither. My head ain’t feelin’ any better so 10 cars finished on the lead lap and after 6 cautions WOG finished where he started givin’ his grandpappy a real nice birthday present. Sam The Man finished 2nd followed by Gaughan, Herring and Curly. Curly’s back in the points lead so GOOD for him I say and Ricky Jr is 4 points behind him, WOG is 19 points behind and the rest you can look up. I hope I got all that right but my head is, well nevermind.
Still movin’ right along, I had been coachin’ the ducks about the fact that we were jumpin’ down in track size for Sunday but not in excitement. Course Duck understands all of this stuff but neither seemed to care much. Got me a bit miffed up there but then Duck isn’t as interested now cause of Flippin’ Carl’s Chase fate, which I truly understand, and Dirk, well nevermind. So we decided to just have a repeat of the snacks on the crates for Sunday. Tasty and easy and a done deal, so Duck and I quacked and cheered as the green flag flew for Jeffie, Rowdy (more on that boy later), Smoke (more on that boy later too), Vickers and Flippin’ Carl which when Duck found that out started woohooin’ all over the place. Dirk looked real shocked at Duck but at least he jumped up and down tryin’ to show somethin’ resemblin’ excitement, which was cute enough I guess. JR started 14th G/B started 15th and just look up the rest.
In the end 19 cars finished on the lead lap, the last one bein’ Flippin’ Carl. Denny Boy won so good for him I say. NSCJBMAS finished 2nd followed by Jeffie, Bowyer, Kutie Kahne, G/B, Smoke, Wide Smilin’, Vickers and Flyin’ Ryan. FTWWTK Happy finished 11th, JR finished 13th and Rowdy finished 28th 2 laps down. Just look up the rest. NSCJBMAS is back in the points lead followed by G/B, Denny, Smoke, Kutie, Bowyer, JR, Happy, Biff, Truex Jr, Robo and Jeffie. From 6th up the behinders still seem ok but from there down stuff looks grim like to this Granny. I have no idea what anyone else thinks and I don’t rightly care. Know what I mean? So all the drivers made it through all the races ok and we can thank our good and gracious LORD for that. Yessirree we can and should! So do it now. I’m not orderin’ but I am strongly suggesttin’. Know what I mean? It’ll make ya feel good.
Now for a little other stuff. Seems Smoke got himself a new nickname last race weekend. Also seems the reason was caught on tape. Have you seen it? Do ya know what I’m talkin’ about? Some folks have nicknamed him SAG. Now you will have to look up what that means but if I were, and I’m not, at least at this here point, to change what I call him it might be SOSAG. Course that ain’t nice but then….and the SO would mean Shame On SAG! Shockin’ deal there Smoke. And shockin’ deal for a certain gal and her old (young) racer husband. Course everybody seems ok. Uh whatever, this granny says. Course this is a new era but back in the day….well, nevermind.
And that Ryan Blaney boy….why that boy is makin’ all kinds of news. I do beleive I predicted that boy was gonna be big and I do believe I deserve an atta boy but I have as yet to receive one little cheer of any sort. But, that’s ok cause when I am right, I am RIGHT and we all know it! Course atta boys or in this case atta granny’s are great but I ain’t gonna beg for piddly squat nothin’. I’m not gettin’ angry but I am sayin…but anyway, movin’ right along…
And finally Rowdy. Folks that boy, sometimes, is just nasty tempered. He is! It’s sad but it’s fact and you all know it. Again like so many times before that boy was talkin’ over the radio to his crew chief and just talked to his crew chief like he had 10 tails! Oh everybody and their pup says, well he’s passionate, he’s high strung, he’s a racer through and through. Well shoot fuzzy folks, I’ve said all of that too but truth be told he’s also a brat. A brat! He is! Yep a spoiled brat! Now looka here. If I wanted somethin’ fixed or I wanted somebody to fix it, I don’t think I would talk to ’em like they were big ol’ stink or where millions and millions of people could hear me and then expect to get any good stuff to come of it. Why if I was on the receivin’ end of that stuff I just might tell that someone to go eat somethin’ nasty or to meet me somewhere where I would have myself a big ol’ belt ready or I might just tell him enough is enough so he could just whistle spit straight up. That among a whole lot of other stuff! Course their’s a lot of other stuff I know darn well I would say but I can’t say it here if ya know what I mean. And LORD have mercy, why does he keep gettin’ away with that? Coach Joe has the patience of a Saint. But fact is when ya let your behind overload your mouth, you’re gonna be sittin’ on your face, or somethin’ like that. But that sure would make a hiney whippin’ easier if ya know what I mean. Just picture it foks! FUNNY and UGLY stuff right there. Seems like him and his brother have some bad ideas about how to treat folks. Has Big Brother learned his leasson? I do not know. And I mean all the man did was ask Rowdy a question. I think from here on out, until or when or if somethin’ with that boy changes I will call him Rowdy McNasty or just McNasty if I’m in a hurry. Whatever I say!
So there ya have it. Do what ya like with it, too. Gonna go take some Stanback powders, a dip in the fishin’ hole and maybe do a little fishin’ afterwards. Yessirree sounds real good. So Granny, Duck and Dirk (for the meantime) over and out!
